Brian Limond
#SnowGoldTheory
2/24/2010 2:12:59 PM
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By Capt. Feral Phoenix
Capt. Feral Phoenix
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#SnowGoldTheory? #Teatheory? Brian Limond, AKA 'Limmy' has, apparently, got it sussed.
The Glasgow-based Scottish comedian, actor and writer has been making appearances on his webcam live on justin.tv - the most recent being today at around 12:30 - when he claimed the snow in Glasgow was going "up".
And why is the snow going up? According to Brian, 'They' did it. It is assumed Brian is talking about the same 'They' that he claims put dye in the teabags in recent years.
Brian even went on to claim that the snow was not, in fact snow, but "Their snow".
Brian said: "They create the fake snow to control the weather, to control everything, to control what you do, when you do it, who's getting their food put on their plate that day. They create the snow to control the flow of traffic."
"And just as I was looking at the (fake) snow earlier, what happened to be on the telly?"
Brian went on to reference the recent build-up of television ads, asking viewers to trade in their cash for gold, particularly the one featuring Dale Winton. At this point, many people may have been wondering the link between snow and gold ads.
"I know what you're thinking," Brian said. "They have conditioned you to look at somebody who questions, who asks why why why is the snow going up, why is there so many f****** adverts for gold right now. Why was there a problem with wi-fi and f****** phones giving you cancer and now there's not, and think that they are off their nut."
But why? Well, again, Brian had the answer. He said: "Because fear equals money. But more than money, control."
Brian went on to say: "I'm going to ask you to take the biggest f****** leap your mind has ever taken you in your f****** life. I'm talking about 99% chance of you getting put in a nuthouse. I'm talking about the biggest f****** leap in your life, are you ready?"
"The snow thing and the adverts for gold for example, adverts for gold, snow, the upside down snow, everything..."
At this point, Brian made a gesture with his hands before intersecting the fingers. This will perhaps become widely known as the universal #SnowGoldTheory symbol.
When asked by Capt. Feral Phoenix how Brian came across his information, he replied: "I just get it."
#SnowGoldTheory is now spreading across Twitter, much like Brian's #teatheory and #salttheory. We at Feral Army are asking you to come to your own conclusions on this matter.